1. Dude, I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Aww, it's so cute! *squeal* 3. Who circumcized you? How long ago? 4. Why don't we just cuddle instead? 5. You know... They have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at anyway. 7. Make it dance! 8. I've heard that there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? Pretty please? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big too... Who would've thought of that? 12. My last boyfriend was 4' bigger. 13. It's okay, we'll work around it. Somehow... 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's like, an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache! 18. *point and giggle* 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. Yeah... My 8-year-old brother has one like that too. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. be right back. 22. How sweet, you brought incense! 23. Well... This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. What's next? 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Uh... Every heard of Clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 31. I didn't know they came that small... *snicker* 32. Eh... Why is God punishing you?! 33. At least this won't take long. 34. I've never seen one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting! 38. It looks so...unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 45. Aww, it's hiding *squeal* 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first then maybe. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 49. What is that? 50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Your parents were extra cruel, weren't they? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 53. Does it come with an air pump? 54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!! 58. Never mind, why bother? Let's call for pizza. 59. Is that a second belly button? 60. Haha, very funny... Now where's the rest of it?
hehehehe! ooh, i've got a smiley for rach. [|]: ohhh, how cute is that! lol. no offence.
